One of my least favorite sentences is, "Puh-shaw! I'm not racist...some of my best friends are black!". It's a close second cousin to "No offense, but...". I usually sit high atop my crystal Throne of Judgment, thrusting an exquisitely polished index finger, flaring my nostrils and crinkling my forehead to admonish, "If you have to say 'no offense', there's a pretty good chance that what you're going to say is offensive."
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After a month and a half of crazy workouts, my old body finally…
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Posted on August 6th, 2008 at 3:09pm —
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My new favorite feature about Wordpress is finding out what people entered into a search engine before they stumbled across my little blog.
1. fingered me in class
2. i just want to rip out my uterus
3. jesus + tattoo + inner thigh
4. black ass candy 6
5. golf for fat guys
6. punished wife
7. white people did all the cleaning
8. i'm a little coconut piano
9. cute coconut faces
10. infatuation with personal trainer
I can't even imagine the level of disappointment these people must have…
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Posted on July 17th, 2008 at 5:20pm —
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My new favorite feature about Wordpress is finding out what people entered into a search engine before they stumbled across my little blog.
1. fingered me in class
2. i just want to rip out my uterus
3. jesus + tattoo + inner thigh
4. black ass candy 6
5. golf for fat guys
6. punished wife
7. white people did all the cleaning
8. i'm a little coconut piano
9. cute coconut faces
10. infatuation with peronsonal trainer
I can't even imagine the level of disappointment these people must ha…
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Posted on July 17th, 2008 at 5:19pm —
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I am such a follower.
I was at the evil mass conglomerate bookstore looking for a Jen Lancaster recommended read. Jen Lancaster has been officially added to the elite list of critics I will accept book recommendations from, which selectively includes Oprah and The NY Times Best Sellers. And People magazine. Apparently, my 'terrible with names, great with faces' handicap transcends beyond people and now encompasses inanimate objects. Since bookstores don't see any value in training their staff t…
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Posted on July 10th, 2008 at 5:06pm —
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