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This one time there was this thing that we did that was cool and this other time we did this thing that was not so cool. That was not cool.

Then I woke up had some coffee and realized that I have lost too many brain cells not to be ranked just above the talking chimp. Of course I think the chimp is closing in. Next thing you know primates and apes and monkeys will be talking and wearing clothes and running the world, oh wait they already did that idea to death.

So what's with the nonsensical rambling you ask?

The answer is simple. Because I can. It is fun to live in the absurd and wander through the fields of insanity frolicking like a naked innocent boy. Of course I have never been accused of being innocent, of anything.

My son is going through potty training and is doing pretty good. He's good kid, but he is definitely getting too big too fast. I was just looking at pictures on here from when we moved back to Ca from Or. He has grown so much and his features have changed. He is getting more entertaining too. Has me and the girlfriend cracking up like you not believe.

Well I have gone and done it. I have fallen in love again. I couldn't help it she is so damn cute. The way she cuddles up with me just melted me. She wormed her way into my heart and now I have to live with the horror of being a straight man who loves his little dog. Uma is queens land heeler chihuahua mix. Of course now her and and The Dude are fighting for space with me in my chair. She loves the two weeks he's with mom.

In other news there was news. Here, there is only the shit I make up. This hour I have decided to make this.

Oh blizzard
Gods to the gamers
Please oh please
Give us the key
To open the eyes and see
That once Stracraft 2 is out the door
We will see
The much desired Diablo 3

Ok enough. That was pretty bad even by my standards which are pretty low.

Ted Nugent is so cool. Listening to Stranglehold right now. When I saw him open for KISS a few years back instead of doing the solo for Cat Scratch Fever he broke into the solo from Redhouse. If you don't know what Redhouse is it would take to long to explain. Let's just say he went from playing blues based rock guitar to playing full on rip you heart out blues guitar.

So I watched the World of Warcraft South Park. The scary thing is that it almost seems like something that could actually happen if has not already happened.

Ask me no questions and I shall tell you no lies except those that come from my eyes.

Its a quotable day. I have been having a lot of really good days. Perfect moments if you will. I attribute them to 2 things. Karma finally catching up with me for all the stuff I have put up with from women over the years and secondly my girlfriend just kicks maximum ass.