I like toast.

I like to shop. It’s every woman’s inalienable right, it’s in the Constitution and is something I take seriously and partake in often. Science has shown that a good shopping experience can have the same effect as consuming an entire box of Godiva chocolates in five minutes, and I know that’s the truth because I conducted the study myself. But, sometimes a shopping experience can go very wrong, leaving the would-be shopper feeling inadequate and bitter. How bitter you ask? Bitter enough to assaul… Continue