You know you're over 30 when... (fill in the blank)

[Darlene]

... picking the white hairs off your head take more time than actually dyeing it.

[Mr. Poopoopachu]

When it's been 48+ hours since your last Gin & Tonic and you're still feeling hungover.

[Angelia Sims]

You curse those damn kids that are driving too fast! Slow down ya little whipper snappers! LOL.

[Desiree Pieprzyk]

When the cute waiter you're flirting with says "You're so nice! You remind me of my mom."

[Cha]

...you actually tap your toes to Vanilla Ice ...

[Stolen Sentiments]

You're devastated when the tape player in your car breaks because you can't hear those classic mixes anymore.

For that matter - you actually have mix-tapes from the days when they were the world's most fabulous and romantic gift...

[Somekindoffunky]

...when you sound like your mother. Ugh!

[Febe Moss]

when you can remember none of your friends having computers.