You know you're over 30 when... (fill in the blank)

[Darlene]

... picking the white hairs off your head take more time than actually dyeing it.

[Bookish Penguin]

the music is too loud... it was never too loud before!

[CarolAnnB]

Your 19-yr old son comes home and tells you, "Mom, I have to tell you something..." and nine months later, you're a grandmother.

[Crazy Beautiful]

When watching a movie at night alone is more appealing than being at a nightclub with a bunch of strangers.

When you look at you IPOD and wonder why the heck would you need 5Gigs of music.

[Stephanie]

...you have to explain to your nephew what a card file is...

[N]

you start getting nervous about the "How old are you"-question.

[Vanessa]

You carry Crest White Strips in your wallet instead of condoms.

[notofthisworld_1973]

you still watch VHS tapes

[One Sassy Girl]

When you're sitting at a bar table with a college kid who says "I don't need to know nobody's perspective but my own."

And then you get up and walk away.

My last Friday night. Shoot me.

Hot Piece of Sass

[La Belle Mere]

You can walk to the shop in your slippers and not give a crap what anyone else thinks! YAY!!

LBM x xxx

[Mr. Poopoopachu]

When it's been 48+ hours since your last Gin & Tonic and you're still feeling hungover.

[Angelia Sims]

You curse those damn kids that are driving too fast! Slow down ya little whipper snappers! LOL.

[Desiree Pieprzyk]

When the cute waiter you're flirting with says "You're so nice! You remind me of my mom."