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I'm far too easily distracted to rule the world with an iron fist...Oh look, a red car!

How would you categorize your blog?
Good question. Let's see. I would categorize it with the Dewey Decimal System....I'm sure it could be done, those librarians are organized if not anything. Heh.

Anyway, I would classify my blog as a catch-all. Personal stuff (like all the recent stuff with my newborn Erin), humor, pop culture, sports, movies, music, anecdotal stories, etc. Jack of all trades, master of none. A dichotomy of my life, as it were.

What blogs do you read?
I read a boatload, they're all right there in my Chain Links sidebar on my site, but I'll list them here, alphabetical order♦:

A Darker Shade Of Black
A Distorted Reality.
Apropos of Something
authorblog
Baltimore Crime
Bob T Bear (esq.)'s Diary
Brian in Oxford
Culture kills... wait, I mean cutlery
Dance with the Sun
rDented Cans
Did We Say That Out Loud?
Digital Photography School
Fistbumps
Flimsy Sanity
Helmet's Blogapalooza
Hugh Briss
Hypnobabies Blog
I did not know that yesterday!
If Music Be, Then I Am
J-Dawgs Realm
Katney's Kaboodle (Odd Shots)
Kevin Hillock's brain space
Mega. Done. Discuss.
My Boring Ass Life
Nobody's Friend
Official Home Of BIG Ben Kennedy
On the tip of my fingers...
Oriole Magic
Photoclub Alpha
Popped Culture
SatireWire | dot.com.edy
School of Roch
Serving Up Life...
Shorts & Flip-Flops
Shrink Wrapped Scream
Smarmoofus Spot
SnarkyDork
SNOOZ U LOOZ
Strobist
The Back of My Headboard. A place to stick it.
The Escape
The General Information Blog
thoughts from along the broken road...
tnchick.com
TWIP
Uncommon Notions
What Would MacGyver Do?
WIL WHEATON dot NET: in exile
WriterJax

What's your plan to rule the world?
Delineate responsibility, of course. So that I can pursue whatever it is I feel like pursuing. Let someone else with a longer attention span take care of the day to day activities. I'm far too easily distracted to rule the world with an iron fist...Oh look, a red car! However, a few decrees would come down in short order.
1) Celine Dion is to be shot in to the sun.
2) The entire world would move to the Metric system. Sorry fellow Americans, but a system based on increments of ten is not only less complicated but makes WAY more sense.
3) A LOT of effort will go forth in to re-populating the Chesapeake Bay Blue Crab.
4) Comedians would have to earn a real living again.
5) TV Shows can only be cancelled with my approval.
6) A tournament based system would replace the BCS crap in college football.
7) Shoeless Joe Jackson and Pete Rose would immediately be placed in the Baseball Hall of Fame.
8) Halloween shall become a world wide major holiday, simply because I would rule the world and it's my birthday, so really it'd be a tribute day to me.
9) I'd have my own personal multipurpose theatre. It'd be designed in such a way to perfectly watch cinema, hold rock concerts, and put on live plays/musicals.
10) There would be MAJOR eductional system overhauls.

I honestly could go on and on here. In the interest of having this not be a huuuuuuuuuuuge entry, I'll stop there.

What will you say to Oprah when we're featured on her show?
"So...feel like hooking me up with one of those sweet deals where you build/rebuild my house? Also, by the way, I remember watching you on Baltimore local television as a child.

There you go. Enjoy, fellow Thirty-Something-ers!
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